Somewhat more awesome quotes

Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
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Clarence Worley: I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I’d fuck Elvis.


Well, the only thing I got to say is: Viðrar Vel Til Loftárása
but ONLY if my life depended on it!
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