Friday, December 5, 2008

Sean Avery... here you go.


Sup guys, just came back from a meeting with the worst commissioner of any league of all time. Don't mind the faggot in the background, i didn't give him fashion advice that why he looks like a faggot. Speaking of faggots, fuck Marty Turco. I know it was him whos been talking shit about me while im not there. So when i get back im going to insult Turco's family and wife and whip my shin tape at him after every skate. I mean its too easy as it is with his fucking ugly ass face, his nose is the fucking most disgusting thing Ive ever seen. It looks like another mans sloppy seconds! Speaking of sloppy seconds why hasn't that asshole Dave Tippet been fired yet? Hes been on life support for the past few years and even with the worst record in the west he still manages to have a job. Anyways, fuck the Stars I don't want to go back to that shitty ass team anyways. I'll sit out the year collecting my 3.75 Million while cruising the streets looking for the next bitch that will eventually leave me for another player.

Later homos.

Sean "Jean" Avery

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