QUEST!!!

Dead or alive (but since it is an inanimate object, alive would be pretty weird)

Facts:
Guilt By Association (GBA)
- Engine room records

nowhere to be found in BE nor CZ


Reward: cuppa JOE

sleeuw internet

Czech Republic is one of the richest post communist countrys, alas they seem to have forgotten to speed up their internet connection by stepping into the 21st century

Bowling: advanced

On the night of supah-disco bowling, order yourself 50 pints, and have a bowl. Nevermind the bill, steal all the bowlingshoes for compensation.

but make sure you have a designated driver!

The high five LIVES ON !!!!

See, there once was a much happier time in which high fives were cool. I always like to lay in may bed and reminisce about those glory-days.

At least some people haven't given up hope, and are showing the world how cool the high five can be !



P.S.: Don't forget a long and hard tough-guy stare after you and your buddy high five!!!!

TIME's top 10 Viral Videos.

Late night TIME Magazine reading got me some good laughs.

TIME has listed the most viral videos of 2007, I - and so will you - already saw a lot of them but the 2nd caught my eye. Will Ferrell just keeps on amazing me with his sketches and lines.



Go check the top 10 out here

The Uprising !

Not only is vince working on the uprising of Czech Republic in the stats,

"The Uprising" Was also a painting made by the hands of Honore Daumier in ca. 1860.

I got the story about this painting in a booklet of the Phillips Collection:


Subject

From the first moment it was exhibited, The Uprising by Daumier was considered “the most
important painting in North America and one of the most significant of his career....”
(National Gallery of Canada 1999, 344). It was purchased by Duncan Phillips in 1925, at a
time when very few Daumier oil paintings had been bought by American museums. Although
during his lifetime Daumier was known mainly as a caricaturist, Duncan Phillips hoped that
this work would reveal to the public what Daumier had achieved as a painter. In 1931 Phillips
stated: “As for Daumier I affirmed his importance as a painter in oil and as the greatest and
most universal artist of his Century fifteen years ago at a time when textbooks referred to him
only as a satirical cartoonist” (Phillips 1931, n.p.).
The Uprising was most likely inspired by the Revolution of 1848 in Paris. In February of that year,
the “Citizen King,” Louis-Philippe, was overthrown. A violent class struggle known as the
“Bloody June Days” followed the coup. During these three days of fighting, nearly ten
thousand people were killed or wounded and eleven thousand were taken prisoner. Daumier
was in Paris during the revolution and undoubtedly was moved by both the atrocities he
witnessed and the will of the people to fight.
Although The Uprising is not a realistic depiction of actual events, it captured the emotion of the
moment and the sentiment of the people. The dominant heroic figure leads the angry mob
onward. The viewer is drawn to this figure because of his white shirt that distinguishes him
from his surroundings. Daumier also emphasized this character’s importance through his
prominent placement and pose. The strong diagonal created by his emphatically raised arm
indicates the crowd’s forward movement. His gesture also symbolizes strength, determination,
and a will to fight. According to Phillips, the figure is a “symbol of all pent up human
indignation” (Passantino 1999, 59).
In this painting, Daumier made it clear that he was sympathetic to the cause of the revolution.
The figures appear downtrodden but defiant. The eyes of the main figure are dark and soulful.
As art historian Henri Focillon noted, “The regard is directed inward. The rioter is possessed
by a dream to which he assembles the crowd” (Passantino 1999, 59).

Howard got what he deserved !

The TNT post-man just came by and gave me my brand spankin' new battery! That just makes my day. Howard just got himself an upgrade!

Got Queen E ?

To all you royalty watchers out there, the English Queen mum has made herself popular on youtube.

At her personolised you-space people can watch her recent and less recent speeches.

Go check it out at The Royal Channel (the official channel of the British Monarchy)

PEACE

Petit Gervais

If there's one thing this world can never have enough of, it has to be stand-up comedians.

We all know Ricky Gervais from big series as The Office and Extras, but honestly, I didn't know he also did stand-up. Anyway, turns out the guy's not only hilarious in the shows he acts in.

Especially for y'all readazz, hear him rant on the bible.

what grinds my gears

B- actors on prime time. and especially the happy "african american" series... without the african americans

but guess in the end all is well, and we've learned family is the most important.

it looks like todays topic is: Blaxploitation

whut?

The Columbian military is looking for them...

... and her mother goes on a social call

ps: what to do with a mic after you're done talking? maybe a the last shot should be 1/2 seconds shorter... just a suggestion

And one more...

kudo's to my sis for this one

Do you P?

Today's clips? Some good ol' shakin' of da badonkadonk in da hood !!



and fo si some more !



Damn those people are funny.

Westboro Baptist Church hates:

... lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people (LGBT), Roman Catholics, Muslims and Jews, as well as populations it believes are supporting the forementioned groups, including Swedes, Canadians, Irish, British, and Americans.

don't suppose they are on speeddail of too many people?

The word of the day?: Beausage

I'd like to tell you about a new aesthetic term called "beausage". It sounds French but it's not; instead it's a synthetic combination of the words beauty and usage, and describes the beauty that comes with using something.

Also some excellent examples of this word:

- Roman amphitheater steps whose faces are worn away by the tread of thousands and thousands of shoes.

- Stone chips on the hood of a Ferrari 250 which has been run hard and put away wet.

- A bike seat whose adapted form reflects that of its owner's posterior.

- The look and feel of the cockpit of the old Mercedes pictured above (a jumble of replacement gauges and parts, obviously used a lot) -- that's 91 years of beausage!

Seems real,

but isn't quite.

See 2nd Place 'Professional Photographer of the Year: Editorial - other' Lisa Saad took pictures of each dog individually, chasing a rabit (J.Airplane), and then shooped them together.

Pretty mean beasts, but she sure got an awesome-o 4000 picture out of it.

Anyway, for a complete list of the IPA 2007 winners click four words back,
and for some more colorful pictures (namely the nominees for the International Color Awards) you can push this piece of text right here.

How shal I put this...

I really don't give a dumpling about global warming, and this smug-alert we're having here (which prohibits us from driving faster than 90km/h) is really starting to annoy me like a motherflipper.

I hereby would like to state:

GLOBAL WARMING???? WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS!!! (like getting somewhere faster!)

the changes of muzak

Since our bleug is an living entity (I will call it Milton for the moment), the muzak selection can't be remain static. Every now and then a new tune will arrive (repost on request)

Milton's music choice:
Last week: Journey - Don't stop believin
and now let us all enjoy the soothing voice of Renee Fleming in her Song to the moon (Měsíčku na nebi hlubokém)

The waiting

now seems to have an ending to it. Atleast somewhere next week...

RAINDROPS

Honestly, I don't know why we didn't put this up here any sooner.

'nways: LET IT RAIN !!!!!!!!!!

Snow at høme

When I got home yesterday I kinda noticed the massive amount of snow that had fallen here.
It seems that this part of the country was the only one which had this much snowfall.

Anyway... Picture above is from my garden.

This is for you steve !

welcome the groinkicker himself

how to get 27 jews in car?

in the ashtray! (not quite political correct, but needed a suiting intro for my post)

How to get 27 polish people in a car? Beats me, but they did it!

T is lookin' 4 a BlackBerry

To whom it may concern:

I'm looking for a BlackBerry 7290 or newer.

Keep it real!

Y

Click here if you want to see the ad

Advanced braintraining

For those under us who like to exercise their brain in every possible way 'Kerala Watches' has launched a new gizmo.

This watch shows - obviously - the time but in binary-code.

.:BINARY SOLO:.

time4java?

Dunno if you're still at home? Just got back from class and am in antwerp for another hour.
So is it time 4 java? Send me a call-me if OK...
no call-me, no go !

good ol' friday morning porn... WHAT, no naked people? no sex?... no porn!

well the next best thing to porn: 45 documentary about real dolls

Lookalikes?

french mockumentary maker VS flemish TV nitwit

That long hair ain't gonna hide your red neck boi!

Sweet nostalgia
Long live apogee and their shareware, or with the winged words of detective John McClane: Yippikayay moddafokka

Walk the line...

Getting tired of walking, but can't afford a Segway?.

Try the Leg Wagon on for size. It even has a built in audio-system so you can pop on your powersong when you need to go that extra mile !

the new and improved bLog

Extraordinary, if you ever feel like giving a special christmas present, this is it.
You can even dangle a christmas-bolleken on the tip of it.

But design comes at a price, and a 256MB version of this twig will cost you €45 pesos.

Credit to who has it coming, the people at OOOMS.

from now on: New & Improved

En Anglais, pour ma cousine (et les autres)

or as Russel Peters puts it: Enland

Der is er ene jarig

hoera hoera... en speciaal daarvoor blaze we kjeskes ut.

voor mij een portie: klein tetten en ne grote badonkadonk

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
________________________________________________________________________


njees, al bij al is Hillary duff ni echt mijn typ, maar alle 'k zou er ni van gaan lopen
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15912893200295081418

raar genoeg zou een niet nader genoemde Praagse eerder naar voor vallen ipv achter

Astemblieft, nen heilige !

We zulle is een beke sanctity extra bovenhalen, om iet of wa nen aflaat te verkrijge.

Astemblieft, Sint Benedictus in nen HD fresco. Chump on that bisches...

de standaard kneus alles

Chapmans laatste aanwinst was ene Andrew Luster. Luster is de erfgenaam van cosmeticapionier Max Factor. Hij werd bij verstek tot 124 jaar cel veroordeeld voor onder meer verkrachting en drugsbezit. Chapman kreeg hem te pakken in Puerto Vallarta in Mexico en belandde na zijn arrestatie meteen samen met Luster in de gevangenis.

De Mexicanen hadden het niet zo begrepen op de blonde bink, die op klaarlichte dag zijn slachtoffer met een peperspray-bus ter grootte van een brandblusapparaat bestookte. In Mexico is bounty hunting ook illegaal, en het zit er dus dik in dat Duane zijn premie zal mogen gebruiken om gerechtskosten te betalen.

mullet I say thee!

I am the dawg, the big fat dawg

Far side of the moon

Njeees een stukske geschiedenis op den bløg duwe. Natuurlijk ni compleet zonder metadata:

mosaic of original Luna 3 500mm lenses frames

metatale GOOOOOO!

prrrt, naar 1!

flippedy-flap bi0tch

Sneek

Valla, helemaal ni zo eng as da beest van terjust, ma toch wel ne klassieker hieronder stellek ef voor:
den Erpeton Tentaculatum
Feeding Behavior of the Tentacled Snake

It's... magic !

The magic roundabout !

schoon power madam

tis is iets anders dan de Guy, of Yves (als hem premier wordt)


May the force be with you

Ninjaturtles !

meer moe'k er echt ni bijzegge

toen de dieren nog konden praten

was de muziek belangrijker dan de clip

practice makes perfectemundo

let op den dude zijn schweet hemd



als we genoeg volk bij elkaar kunne krijgen moeten we dees echt wel is gaan doen

Amai

De mama-foodz hemme in ene keer ne serieuzen deuk gekrege nei da ge da zee van dieje lekkere steak...


YOU LUCKY BASTARD

quest succeeded

uwe feun is binnen, papier ligt hier, mem kaartje ook

gan seffens me mijn zus koe verorberern. zal u straks ne call me sturen, antwoord dan gewoon in den trend van waar en/of k kan afkome



FOODZ!

Are we going to the luki-lao? The luki luki luki luki luki-lao

Toch weer hennig goe mee kunne lache...



enjoyamente

geen belwaarde en/of gratis sms

live vanuit de zetel, boodschap om te melden dat ik niet kan antwoorden op de early bird, ma'k was al wel wakker zenne

The distant future, the year 1921.

iNet

Allehup, den deze was content toen assem trug op zen kot aankwam om te zien da zen internet trug werkte. Den euforie was jammer genoeg ma van korten duur, want volges mij blocke ze hiere zowa alle poorte buite die van't internet.

Zo as ge kunt zien gaat da zelfde internet nei wel magistraal goe vooruit, ma geeft mij toch ma dieje 24/7 download dan.



Wa da plakaatje hieronder me deze post te maken hed...

Ik was dus aan't zoeke nor een plakaatje met betrekking tot euforie, dus ik typte (verkeerd weliswaar) "Euforia" in, wa dus blijkbaar een soort skunk is. Zietter heel specialemundo uit vinnek.

.torrent

Awel, ik hem os isabelleke lere werke me torrents, en da meske héget volges mij nog onder de knie ok nog.

Wel nog efkes derbij vermelde da'k der ne kick-ass txt bij geschreven hem veu't geval dat' meske tilt slaagt >.<

Mss was men perceptie da torrents te moeilijk was veur bepaalde mense dus toch ni just.

Wa mijn kloten uithangt...

Die nutzakke van den NMBS, die denke da ze hun eige alles kunne permittere. Het moes mar is gedaan zen me die luiwammesse op hun wenke te bediene.

Ze moete mar is iet lere doen veur hun geld. Want da ze't allemaal verkeerd spendere zonder maar een klein beeke te budgetere kunne ze maar 1 iemand schuldig veur houwe en da zen ze zelf.

bij deze dus: YUCK FOU NMBS-KAKKERS !!!!!!!!!

what grinds my gears

't is gewoon niet handig, waarom alles verbergen? Vandaar terug naar 2003

en deze week een extraatje: volk da bij u op de trein komt zitten praten als ge ne film wilt zien, endan iemand anders op de bus

ORDEZZ

Elvis: Wait, wait, wait. Look Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is. The fact of the matter is that the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzin' in here right now with her fine ass, titties hangin' out and everything and if she told me your name was Jesus Christ, I still got to take you to see the Boss. You know why?
Slevin: No.
Elvis: Orders. And you do know what orders is right?
Slevin: I think I understand the concept of-
Elvis: Orders is "orders".
Slevin: I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word your defining in the definition. (Elvis punches Slevin in the stomach.)
Elvis: Nigga say somethin' else. I will break your motherfucking nose. I ain't playin' with you.
Slevin: My nose is already broken. (Cut to next scene, Slevin's nose is broken again)

Ocupado

super hip bleuge van overal ter wereld, ge moet ni ver reizen eer da ge aan mijn blog-spot bij uitstek komt...

la cabinetta a.k.a. de wc.

wat zit er allemaal in de kast? (updeet)

Jodie Foster al zeker ni, ze is er juist uitgekomen!

me de madam