Dear Mr. T-Dawg

I'm sorry to inform you US patent n°0000555, which you claimed to own, for a breakfast recipe conserning noodles and egg, does not exist.

The mentioned patent is registered to Mr. Barnabas Langdon, in the city of Troy (NY) on january 9th, 1838, conserning a machine for planing plank boards and clapboards.


Regards & BUUUUURN
V-Dawg

it's a pretty F'd - up name, seriously

Beaver college, also known as Arcadia University nowadays
Well how would YOU name your college when it's in Beaver County?

When women still radiated sexappeal

maybe I was born a few decennia to late?

just had a swim

you probably know what I mean, if not all the better

The real bed of your dreams!

Schpotted by Emily at Costco!!:

ok, I will

something I picked up from wiki:
It has become a popular culture cliché for the audience of almost any concert to shout "Free Bird" as a request to hear the song, regardless of the performer or style of music.

new school bird

geschpot in school the other day

New school Bird...

Not only a barista - also a free bird!

Jury is goe gegaan - ni creatief genoeg zeeje ze - ma wel heel goe uitgewerkt... Toch ook wel da zelfde as bij ew te hore gekrege van meer naar de begeleiding te gaan HA
Ze zulle wel gelijk hemme zeker.... Tot wanneer ze gij nog op verlof??

Y-out dawg

den deutsch has it all

retro bird!
how was your jurystuff?

Is it?

Can it be?



Love?

For them true free birds out there

Enjoying cycling on the open road... YEAH go you! I'm truly happy for you guys - enjoying yourself!! YES!

More on the subject:


This makes for a pleasant read - so if you have about half an hour to much on your hands...

The song was written early in the band's history. Roadie (at that time) and unknown (to the band) as a piano player, Billy Powell was discovered when he played a piano intro to the song at a high school musical. Van Zant noticed his talent, and he became the newest member.

And for that matter - i totally miss a world with no guitar hero in it!

But then again...

I have no idea what this has to do with the other album as well - and that's not only the first hit - it's the actual cover of the thing....

for all you music affectionados

the new xiu xiu album

I haven't figured out yet what the picture has to do with xiu xiu, but it's the first hit

pure pimpage

enjoy

to let you down easy

since no porn, I'll give you something so the cold turkey keeps warm.
the one game with balls, holes and long, hard shafts

and golf can't be imagined without Scotty Cameron, the putter for winners
don't forget to dry your head after play, it CAN rust

who's playing with scotty cameron? Turks famous cousin (after whom they first wanted to name Izzy)

a bit of overkill

This few days a lot of nakedness, so hereby I'm cutting you all off.
I now prenounce a 36 day dry spell!
(if you really want some good stuff, spam T's inbox!)

enjoy

Since we're posting playboy

the only playboy I ever considered buying, also featured a miss Belgium: Brigitta Callens
In the end my girlfriend bought it (I have to admit I would've bought a copy anyway)

if you ever would find a playboy archive, be sure to look for october 2003!

ANN, eindelijk.

I'm not a big fan of all this picture l33ching - though she is a banging hottie and thus has every right to be on our bløg, i just thought i'd go get me an actual copy of the mag - so just in case i don't have any inets to my disposal (again)...

Raimund Ringele - THE BEST german idol!

kudos to P-Dilly

New muzak

almost forgot, I changed it yesterday into just the most awesome song ever

how to cross 3 valleys in 1 hour?

having the closing time of the lifts putting pressure on you (fwi did it in 50 minutes)
ps: all who ever where on this elevator will recognise it (if not, a hint: Lefbaaaaah...)

I almost forgot

So thats why two action figures.


He's going to rock whole your night



Superman figure, cape and emblem not included
So... isn't that just a jumpsuit for your nose?

To thank our many visitors

I'm not going to buy a playboy... the articles don't interest me, so the next best thing HQ-pics because I like you all

keep coming back and who knows, maybe you'll get more

ok peoples, we're doing good

See my next post

Bono you fokking twat...

Other than singing your songs i think you need to keep ur goddaim pie-hole shut!




And that's all i have to say about that...

R.I.P Britney Spears

Britney Jean Spears
2, 1981 - ...

Dear Britney,
you're not dead yet, but if AP already has your obituary written, we can't fall behind.
If you would read this, you're not dead yet so please wear some underwear, I placed a picture to prove underwear can be nice. I've seen your unmentionables (not talking about underwear, I've never seen it but I really don't want to mention that what I am talking about) more than Ive seen those of my girlfriend
No doubt the pictures where we can inspect your finer materials will be branded in our brains for ever

R.I.P. Christian Brando

Christian Brando
May 11, 1958 – January 26, 2008

Beloved Christian,
I'm sure you gave Dag Dollet an offer he couldn't refuse... it's his one fault that he did

R.I.P. Suharto

Suharto
June 8, 1921 – January 27, 2008

Dear Suharto,
you were the most corrupt leader, and that's why people loved you

R.I.P. Heath Ledger

since in a short period a lot of famous people died, a little obituary for ya

Heathcliff Andrew Ledger
April 4, 1979 – January 22, 2008

Dear Heath, you'll always be remembered as the guy who's movie I never finished cause of my first kiss

may the foreskin be with you

good luck tomorrow, when you're at school I'll be somewhere at this picture
It was the first slope I did today, I learned; empty lifts are empty for a reason, a ungroomed black pist


survived but at what cost?

Internets?

Well my internets are totally back again - though i still can't guarantee you any longtime excelsior... For all you unlucky people out there... I included a free internets coupon... snip and surf...

L'Chaim!!

no-lol internets anymore...

Dude - as da ding waarda ge toestrak voor stuurde da kik den blog moes bekijke belangrijk is zou'k mar een ander manier zoeke om mij derover in te lichte - want men internet ligt weer platter dan taar op een dak....

Y

Breakfast...

One taketh a packet of ramen noodles, some ba-con and an egg.
One boils the noodles
Meanwhile one bakes the egg over easy (FOK YEAH SEAKING 't IS GELUKT!!!)
And one fries the ba-con

One flaps the egg and ba-con on the noodles - et voila

good breakfast is served...



Recipe copyrighted by myself

blogging from the penthouse in tignes

pic will follow

it't a good time to be a straight guy

well except for being the only one who people can laugh with, without being politically incorrect

well being a lesbienne probably is cool too, but needed a title to go with my picture

Ze zullen hem niet temmen...

isn't that journey?

A star is born

Move over Kylie, this guy has way better facial expressions

it even has a wiki page

but hey, if it saves me 20 thalez, I don't care if people frown upon