Friday, December 19, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
Sean Avery... here you go.
Sup guys, just came back from a meeting with the worst commissioner of any league of all time. Don't mind the faggot in the background, i didn't give him fashion advice that why he looks like a faggot. Speaking of faggots, fuck Marty Turco. I know it was him whos been talking shit about me while im not there. So when i get back im going to insult Turco's family and wife and whip my shin tape at him after every skate. I mean its too easy as it is with his fucking ugly ass face, his nose is the fucking most disgusting thing Ive ever seen. It looks like another mans sloppy seconds! Speaking of sloppy seconds why hasn't that asshole Dave Tippet been fired yet? Hes been on life support for the past few years and even with the worst record in the west he still manages to have a job. Anyways, fuck the Stars I don't want to go back to that shitty ass team anyways. I'll sit out the year collecting my 3.75 Million while cruising the streets looking for the next bitch that will eventually leave me for another player.
Later homos.
Sean "Jean" Avery
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Oilers stats & news.
The Oilers sit with a 9-9-2 record through the first 20 games of their 2008/2009 season. The following is an extensive list of figures and statistics that will serve to highlight the positives and negatives of the first quarter of the season:
*The team has played a league-leading 14 games on the road. The next highest total of road games played is 11. That does mean, of course, that the Oilers will play a league-leading 35 of their final 62 games on home ice. In fact, fast forwarding to the end of the year, 7 of their final 10 games are at Rexall Place.
*The Oilers are 2-2-2 on home ice this season and 7-7 on the road.
*Schedule quirk: The Oilers play 3 of their 6 games against Vancouver this season in a 2 week span in the month of December.
*Ales Hemsky is the leading point scorer in the league in games played on the road. 17 of his 21 points have come away from Rexall Place; Marc Savard of the Bruins and Alexander Semin of the Capitals are #'s 2 and 3 on that list, scoring 16 and 15 points respectively on the road so far this year.
Hemsky is tied for 2nd in the NHL with 12 power play points; only Evgeni Malkin of the Penguins (15) has more.
*Steve Staios might have a tough time defending his crown as the team's leading shot blocker; Lubomir Visnovsky is even with Staios through 20 games as they've each blocked 40 shots. Zbynek Michalek of the Coyotes leads the league with 59.
*Only one player in the league (Rod Brind'Amour) has taken more face offs than Shawn Horcoff. Horcoff is executing at a 50.1% efficiency rating on 421 draws this year. Brind'Amour is 62.3% in 424 trips to the dot.
*To borrow a line from TSN hockey analyst Pierre McGuire, Sheldon Souray has been a monster this year! He's leading the team in goals with 7 and is 2nd in points with 15. He's also a +2 while leading the team in average ice time with 24:54 per game. If he keeps up his blazing pace he'll score 29 goals and 34 assists for 63 points this season. Think it's far fetched? 2 seasons ago he scored 26-38-64 with Montreal.
*The Oilers seem to be on the right track with their powerplay. With a 20.0% efficiency rating they are tied for 10th in the NHL. They have scored at least one powerplay goal in 13 games this season and multiple powerplay goals in 3 games. In the previous 5 seasons the team has only had a powerplay finish in the top 15 in the league once.
*The Oilers' penalty kill has finished in the top 10 in the league each of the last 3 seasons (including a 5th place finish last season). The PK, however, is off to a slow start this year, allowing approximately 1 goal per 4 powerplays. Their efficiency rating of 73.9% is good for 27th in the league. They have allowed multiple powerplay goals against in 4 games this season.
*Poor starts have been a consistent part of the copper and blue identity to start this season. The Oilers are ranked 29th in the league in first period scoring, averaging just 0.5 goals per period. Conversely, they are ranked 2nd in second period scoring with 26 goals in 20 games.
*The Oilers do not have a player on the team that has more than 4 even strength goals. Ales Hemsky, Ethan Moreau and Dustin Penner each have 4. Notables: Sam Gagner (0), Robert Nilsson (1), Erik Cole (2) and Shawn Horcoff (2). It doesn't seem to be because of a lack of effort on Shawn Horcoff's part; he's 2nd on the team averaging just about 3 shots per game. More alarmingly, Penner, Gagner and Nilsson are all averaging less than 2 shots per game.
*The Oilers have only 4 players who are averaging at least 1 hit per game. Ethan Moreau leads the team in that category with 41 followed by Erik Cole (38), Jason Strudwick (25) and Steve Staios (21).
*Shawn Horcoff played his 500th game in an Oilers uniform on Thursday night against Detroit. The only other active Oiler to have played 500 games for the franchise is captain Ethan Moreau (520).
*Dwayne Roloson has seen the most minutes of the 3 goaltenders on the roster. The 39 year old veteran checks in with 496:52 of ice time followed by Mathieu Garon with 440:22 and then Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers with 270:43. Deslauriers owns the best statistics, however, with a 2.44 GAA and .927 SV%; Deslauriers is also the only Oilers goaltender to register a point (an assist on the game winning goal in New Jersey). Each of the goaltenders has 3 wins to their record; Garon leads the team in losses with 5.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Of critical importance!!!
This has to make it on the blog... Damn shame it took me so long as well.
By Phar the Dopest - 恥じゃない
Monday, November 17, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Little Big Planet
If any game has to be in your permanent collection next to COD4 this should be it!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Oilers vs. Rangers
A.k.a.: Underdog vs. Eastern Conference Leader
Fresh from Sunday night's 2-1 win in New Jersey, Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers salvaged a 3-2 shootout win for the Oilers with 40 saves and a perfect shootout performance vs. the Rangers in New York Monday night. Erik Cole and Kyle Brodziak gave the Oilers a 2-0 lead early in the game, while Ales Hemsky earned the game-winner with the lone shootout goal.
See for yourself:
Hitchhiking back
Momma, Imma comin´ back!
Reading Into the wild while hitchhiking is not the way to go
correction of a long gone post by T dewg: MC Chris did not write the book, it was Jon Krakauer
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Most pageviews... WE O U Heath Ledger!
Heath Ledger, you will forever be remembered as the guy that got our blog the most pageviews in one day so far... If that doesn't make you special than i really don't know what could. It for sure wasn't your acting.... *womp womp*
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Verboden / Forbidden HUMO
This article in a very renounced belgian magazine got this week's edition of the magazine pulled. Due to the fact that the people who's faces got photoshopped onto the porn images filed a complaint.
The article "Het gat van de wereld" - literally translated to: the ass of the world - is famous for hosting such photoshopped images and confronting and hilarious remarks on the previous week's mediamogguls.
It's rediculous, but the talk of the week.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Top Halloween Pumpkins!
Here are the best pumpkins from last halloween. Thanks to emilio and a random oilers-fan.
Emilio's (not an italian restaurant):
Oilers fan's:
Emilio's (not an italian restaurant):
Oilers fan's:
Puff the magic dragon.
Song's been in my head since this morning... So here's something for all you little rascal's to enjoy:
Mr. Obama, if we could have your opinion on this one thing please:
A quote straight from the NYT :
“Here is my attitude,” Mr. Obama replied. “I think people passing a law against people wearing sagging pants is a waste of time. We should be focused on creating jobs, improving our schools, health care, dealing with the war in Iraq, and anybody, any public official, that is worrying about sagging pants probably needs to spend some time focusing on real problems out there.”
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Butterfly goalie?
Something I didn't know, thanks again wikipedia...:
Butterfly style
Another style is the "Butterfly", where goalies go down on both pads with their toes pointing outwards and the tops of their pads meeting in the middle. This is generally the most common style used in the modern day. This results in a "wall" of padding without any holes, lowering the chances of low angle shots getting in. These goalies rely mainly on timing and position. Early innovators of this style were goaltending greats Glenn Hall and Tony Esposito, who played during the 50's-60's and 70's-80's, respectively. Hall is generally credited to be among the very first to use this style, and both he and Esposito had tremendous success with it. This is the most widely used style in the NHL today. "Butterfly" goalies have developed methods of sliding in the "Butterfly" position in order to move around fast in one timer situations. As pad size increased, it became a more notable style of goaltending and is still evolving. One of the best butterfly goalies of all time is the Canadian goalie Patrick Roy, who is now retired. Swedish goaltender Henrik Lundqvist is a particularly notable current Butterfly goalie, standing out due to his aggressive interpretation of the style.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Goalie holes!
1 Hole - located at the corner of the net on the ice on the goaltender’s stick side
2 Hole - located on the corner of the net on the ice on the goaltender’s glove side
3 Hole - located on the goaltender’s glove side, near the upper cross bar
4 Hole - located on the goaltender’s stick side, near the upper cross bar
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Jump in puddles
The original
The English explanation
The English explanation (a bit more sense)
The cover
The English explanation
The English explanation (a bit more sense)
The cover
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
(Christmas) muzak updated!
Because the weather and other stuff has been sucking major ass over the last few days, I decided the time has come to update the muzak and get us all in the mood for the coming holiday season.
Bring on the snow, toboggans, christmas trees and -carols!!!
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Monday, August 11, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
probably the coolest music video you'll see today
ps:doesn't this guys voice remind you of REM dude?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Beirut/Beer Pong anyone?
Apparantly there's a lot of weird forms out in the world on how to play beirut, this image should "clear the table" once and for all. Enjoy.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
just something I want to say
thank god there is the internet... otherwise I would've recreated the ringtone
spank you smelly much to myself
Gentse feesten, peace out untill tuesday
Saturday, July 19, 2008
intruiging
Nokia: Family-minded, middle aged managers, balance seekers, health conscious
Motorola: Fashion conscious, under 24, fun seekers, individualistic
Sony Ericsson: Ambitious young men, professionals, success driven, individualistic
LG: Favorite of mums, stay-at-home parents, success driven, harmony seekers
Samsung: Young women, career focused, success driven, fun seekers
now we know
Friday, July 18, 2008
Lugano
Other than a nice collection of Giacometti in it's museums, Lugano also offers free wifi throughout the main part of the city. Enabling me to write stuff like this and pass time sheltering from the rain.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
handicapped people also need it
porn for the blind
olraait, doesn't this guy's voice remind you of this guy:
ps: 2 girls 1 cup: they are making out with the excrement...
I lol'd
This is how THEY do it:
Related picture: paki-jumpstyle
Source: De Tijd
Rough lines: Pakis got angry 'cause the KSE (pakindex) plummeted.
Unlike normal people, they go into CHAMALA CHAMALA-mode and start tearing their whole building down.
Check the slideshow from "De Tijd" via this -> CHAMALA CHAMALA!!!!!!! link.
Get it now:
One of the first things i'm getting when i'm home again, info from imdb:
The Planet Express crew must work to fix rips between their universe and another inhabited by a planet-sized, tentacle alien which soon takes over the Earth and uses it's ability to control Fry to command an entire religion which takes over and convinces the inhabitants of Earth to abandon the Earth to live in a pseudo-heaven, leaving the robots of the world to inherit the planet.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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